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Quotes By Mae West

Mae West was born on August 17, 1893 and she died on November 22, 1980. She was an American playwright, screenwriter, actress and sex symbol. She had a cinematic carrier and performed on stage in big and luxurious cities like Las Vegas. She also performed on television and radio and recorded albums like rock and roll albums. Mae West was the daughter of John Patrick West and Matilda and belonged to a family of Protestants.

“Quotes By Mae West”

Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up.
Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Mae West

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
Mae West

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Mae West

I’ve been things and seen places.
Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.
Mae West

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
Mae West

A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?
Mae West

I believe that it’s better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Mae West

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
Mae West

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Mae West

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Mae West

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

No gold-digging for me… I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
Mae West

I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?
Mae West

It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
Mae West

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
Mae West

He who hesitates is last.
Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Mae West

You’re never too old to become younger.
Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West

I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Mae West

I’d like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.
Mae West

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.
Mae West

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !” Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
Mae West

It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.
Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
Mae West

I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.
Mae West

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Mae West

You ought to get out of those wet clothes… and into a dry martini.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor… Believe me, rich is better.
Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
Mae West

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.
Mae West

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.
Mae West

I like restraint, if it doesn’t go too far.
Mae West

A man’s kiss is his signature.
Mae West

I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I’m a woman… but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
Mae West

You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction… but the second meeting shows up new
angles.
Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.
Mae West

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Mae West

Good sex is like good Bridge… If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Mae West

Look your best – who said love is blind?
Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Mae West

It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.
Mae West

A man in love is like a clipped coupon — it’s time to cash in.
Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign.
Mae West

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.
Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West

So many men… so little time.
Mae West

Why don’t you come on up and see me sometime.. when I’ve got nothin’ on but the radio.
Mae West

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Mae West

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West

Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
Mae West

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Mae West

To err is human, but it feels divine.
Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress’s success.
Mae West

Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Mae West

I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.
Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Mae West

A hard man… is good to find
Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
Mae West

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae West

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Mae West

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