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Laughter Quotes and Sayings

Laughter is an instant vacation.
Milton Berle

A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Mary H. Waldrip

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.
Raymond Hitchcock

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
Hugh Sidey

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold Glasow

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Ken Kesey

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.
Author Unknown

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Mort Walker

Laughtër is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor Hugo

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
Author Unknown

Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
Henry Ward Beecher

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
Author Unknown

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
Author Unknown

Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
Henry Ward Beecher

Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to b@the in it.
Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
Author Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E.E. cummings

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Jean Houston

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Kurt Vonnegut

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
Irish Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Bob Newhart

A hearty lãugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
Puzant Kevork Thomajan

There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh.
Françoise Sagan

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Kurt Vonnegut

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
Anna Fellows Johnston

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Thomas Carlyle

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Stephen King

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Abraham Lincoln

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had gonorrhea.
Kat Likkel & John Hoberg

Laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Josh Billings

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jack Handey

I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, “Ain’t that the truth.”
Quincy Jones

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
Henri Bergson

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
Max Eastman

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
Agnes Repplier

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
Gordon W. Allport

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