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Internet Quotes and Sayings

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
Bill Gates

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Jon Stewart

The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
John Allen Paulos

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Mitch Kapor

National borders aren’t even speed bumps on the information superhighway.
Tim May

Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward.
Al-Waleed bin Talal

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
Author Unknown

The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
Brad Shapcott

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Andrew Brown

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
Paul Carvel

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away.
Author Unknown

The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.
Rupert Murdoch

The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of “the familiar letter.”
Author Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that’s gotten uppity.
Clifford Stoll

Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts.
Author Unknown

Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet.
Vinton Cerf

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy.
Clement Mok

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.
Author Unknown

Almost overnight, the Internet’s gone from a technical wonder to a business must.
Bill Schrader

The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.
John Gilmore

The Internet is full. Go away.
Author Unknown

If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big.
Natalie Sequera

The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
William Gibson

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn’t.
Don Rittner

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
Don Rittner

After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.
Denise Caruso

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Scott Adams

Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar.
George Lundberg

Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.
Paul Carvel

The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct: get linked or get lost.
Vic Sussman & Kenan Pollack

It was a typical net.exercise – a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse.
Author Unknown

As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion.
Stewart Dalzell

In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
John Perry Barlow

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
Guy Almes

The trouble with the Internet is that it’s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle

Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies.
John Lester

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
Marilyn Manson

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Jon Stewart

The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
John Allen Paulos

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
Andy Grove

Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
Paul A. Samuelson

One of the Internet’s strengths is its ability to help consumers find the right needle in a digital haystack of data.
Jared Sandberg

You can’t take something off the Internet – it’s like taking pee out of a pool.
Author Unknown

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