Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.
Jimmy Cannon

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Jim McKenny

Certainly we’re not satisfied with just winning games. We’ve been playing some pretty good hockey, but we think we can play much better.
Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.”
Wayne Gretzky

It’s not necessarily the amount of time you spend at practice that counts; it’s what you put into the practice.
Eric Lindros

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

It”s not who wins the fight that”s important, it”s being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a shot at you.
Barclay Plager

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.
Chris Rock

Playing goal is like being shot at.
Jacques Plante

Ice hockey players can walk on water.
Author Unknown

I honestly believe some would have given up their left leg to stop a shot in the third period.
Milan Gajic

It takes brains. It’s not like a forward, where you can get away with scoring and not play defense. On defense you have to be thinking.
Chris Chelios

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.
Author Unknown

When I look at the net I see 2 or 3 goalies.
Radek Dvorak.

Hockey is murder on ice.
Jim Murray

Hockey”s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It”s not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
Paul Coffey

My other car is a Zamboni.
Hockey Saying

Don’t go through life without goals.
Hockey Saying

Explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: “That”s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.
Stu Grimson

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
Author Unknown

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard

Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.
Author Unknown

I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it’s essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.
Wayne Gretzky

Give blood. Play hockey.
Author Unknown

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky

There are two types of forwards. Scorers and bangers. Scorers score and bangers bang.
Ken Dryden

PLANNING VS REACTING: How organized are you? Could your life be called a ballet or is it a hockey game (or a pin-ball machine)? However, even in a hockey game, good hockey player learn to skate to where the puck WILL BE.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfiel

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Stephen Leacock

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded – accordion-style – back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin

My goal is to deny yours.
Hockey Saying

Red ice sells hockey tickets.
Bob Stewart