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Top 10 Funny Inspirational Quotes

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Montaigne

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Alito

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Henri L. Bergson

If you don’t know how to die, don’t worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don’t bother your head about it.
Montaigne

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
Richard Bach

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney

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