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Top 10 Funny Inspirational Quotes

1.#.Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Henri L. Bergson

2.#.Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell

3.#.The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Alito

4.#.Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers

5.#.My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Montaigne

6.#.Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
Richard Bach

7.#.We don’t stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

8.#.The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

9.#.If you don’t know how to die, don’t worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don’t bother your head about it.
Montaigne

10.#.Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney

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