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Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Hope is the dream of the waking man.
Aristotle

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
Tao Te Ching

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae Wes

The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Author Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Vidal Sassoon

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
Joe Girard

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.
Goethe

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
The Quotes Junction

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.
Robert Bresson

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible.
Author Unknown

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
Malcolm Forbes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money
Louis Agassiz

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Author Unknown

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
Billie Burke

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd

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