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Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Eustache Deschamps

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
Author Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Ether Barrymore

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Fr. Jerome Cummings

A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

A friend to all is a friend to none.
Aristotle

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.-
Jane Austen

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Silican proverb.

Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.
The Quotes Junction

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.
Truman Capote

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin

Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
Ambrose Bierce

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Author Unknown

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
C.S. Lewis

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
Austin O’Malley

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
Author Unknown

I got a lot of best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
Archie Bunker

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