Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J. P. Sears

The best birthdays of all are those that haven�t arrived yet.
Author Unknown

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

Just remember, once you�re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Author Unknown

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Author Unknown

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Author Unknown

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Author Unknown

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized
for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

People ask me what I�d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
Author Unknown

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Author Unknown

Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
Moe

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Author Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Author Unknown

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Author Unknown

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Author Unknown

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Author Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I�d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I�m five I�ll be 64.
Author Unknown

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
Stephen Wright

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Author Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can�t speak for my twin sister.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half.
Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s
birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Author Unknown

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Author Unknown

If I�d known I was going to live this long, I�d have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Author Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Author Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

Age is something that doesn�t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Author Unknown

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Looking fifty is great – if you�re sixty.
Author Unknown

My wife hasn�t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of ����. Lord-only-knows
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