Sayings and Quotes

Drugs Quotes and Sayings

I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.
Salvador Dali

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick

The musicians today who don’t do drugs and in fact speak out against it? “Rock Against Drugs?” BOY do they suck.
Bill Hicks

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
P.J. O’Rourke

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics.
Leighann Lord

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Author Unknown

Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t drink and drive…..
Leave that to me

Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Abbie Hoffman

No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
Bill Hicks

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Graffiti

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
Keith Richards

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.

I want to say this: I don’t do drugs. I’ve never done drugs in my life. I’m just not interested.
Leonardo DiCaprio

I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
Malcolm Muggeridge

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
Robin Williams

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium!
Thomas De Quincey

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P.J. O’Rourke

I’m in favor of it as long as it’s multiple choice.
Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy.
Chinese Proverb

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort.
Jean Cocteau

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren’t penalized for being on grass.
Bob Hope

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain.
Allen Ginsberg

Don’t do drugs, there’s too few, and we’re too many.

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.
Ellen DeGeneres

Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Jim Morrison

To say I opened a night club to allow people to do drugs, even in the bathroom – do people think I’m insane? Do they think I’m going to throw everything away – even my own children’s future, so people could get high in a nightclub? It’s ridiculous.
Johnny Depp

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
David Lee Roth

Dope never helped anybody sing better or play music better or do anything better. All dope can do for you is kill you – and kill you the long, slow, hard way.
Billie Holiday

A junkie is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong.
Stella Adler

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs

Of course drugs were fun. And that’s what’s so stupid about anti-drug campaigns: they don’t admit that. I can’t say I feel particularly scarred or lessened by my experimentation with drugs. They’ve gotten a very bad name.
Anjelica Huston

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
…and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin

I don’t do drugs anymore… than say, the average touring funk band.
Bill Hicks

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
Robin Williams

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.
Martin H. Fischer

I’ve tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I’ve never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas.
Dan Rather

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Bill Clinton

Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death. To smoke opium is to get out of the train while it is still moving. It is to concern oneself with something other than life or death.
Jean Cocteau

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.
Eric Hodgins

He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie.
Anais Nin

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