Famous Quotes, Quotations & Sayings – Quotesjunction.com

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
Author Unknown

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Portuguese Proverb

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
Winston Pendelton

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
Konrad Loren

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
Robert Louis Stevenson

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers

Children are for people who can’t have dogs.
Author Unknown

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.”
Steven Wright

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
Author Unknown

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
Alphonse Toussenel

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Margo Kaufman

From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Mabel Louise Robinson

Dogs are miracles with paws.
Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

Man is a dog’s idea of what God should be.
Holbrook Jackson

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
Author Unknown

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull

My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.
Edith Wharton

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
David Starr Jordan

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
Corey Ford

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.
Robertson Davies

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
Mme. de Staël

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.
Mark Twain

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Ambrose Bierce

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
O.A. Battista

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
Herman Melville

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Author Unknown

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
Gene Hill

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.
G.K. Chesterton

Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
Colette