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Dental Quotes and Sayings

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington�s, wherever they might be.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
George D. Prentice

Every tooth in a man�s head is more valuable than a diamond.
Miguel de Cervantes,Don Quixote

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
George D. Prentice

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that’s not how I’ve chosen to lead my life. I knew that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become.
Julia Roberts

Caffeine. The gateway drug.
Eddie Vedder

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton

Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
Claudia Wallis

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
George Bernard Shaw

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.
William R. Alger

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson

Too many of today�s children have straight teeth and crooked morals.

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.
Thomas Fuller

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
Martin H. Fischer

Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care.
Michael K. Simpson

Most every dental school has discount dental services.
Matthew Lesko

You know, sometimes a man just can’t satisfy all of a woman’s desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
Patricia Heaton

I’ve been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn’t pay for the dental work he needed.
Matthew Lesko

Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care.
Michael K. Simpson

I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
Morgan Freeman

You don’t have to brush your teeth – just the ones you want to keep.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist�s office would be full of luminous ideas.
Mason Cooley

I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.
Morgan Freeman

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Ambrose Bierce

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,” said Japhy. “Remember that book I told you about the first sip is joy, the second is gladness, the third is serenity, the fourth is madness, the fifth is ecstasy.
Jack Kerouac

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We’ve all heard the stories.
Kim Campbell

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?
Dan Burton

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Helen Rowland

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Mark Twain

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
Graham Greene

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