Coffee Quotes and Sayings
Coffee: creative lighter fluid.
Floyd Maxwell
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Christopher Fry
I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
Jaesse Tyler
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Carly Simon
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
Gerard Way
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T.S. Eliot
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack.
Herman Friele
Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
Homer
Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
Johann Sebastian Bach
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
John Van Druten
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
Jonathan Swift
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
Drew Sirtors
I like my coffee the way I like my women in a plastic cup.
Eddie Izzard
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.
Diane Ackerman
We usually don’t notice until the coffee tastes funny.
Anne Afdahl
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos
I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong.
Paul Howell
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Stephanie Piro
Make my coffee like I like my men: hot, black, and strong.
Willona Wood
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
David Letterman
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!
David Letterman
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Flash Rosenberg
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.
Fred Allen
A certain Liquor which they call Coffee, which will soon intoxicate the brain.
G. W. Parry
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Harry Mahtar
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Henry Ward Beecher
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
Isak Dinesen
The discovery of coffee has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope.
Isidore Bourdon
Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
He was my cream, and I was his coffee, And when you poured us together, it was something.
Josephine Baker
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Strong coffee, and plenty, awakens me. It gives me warmth, an unusual force, a pain that is not without pleasure. I would rather suffer than be senseless.
Napoleon Bonaparte
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
There are three intolerable things in life—cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Orson Welles
If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee; it is the intelligent beverage.
Sydney Smith
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.
Alexander King
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
Alexander Pope
Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
Alex Gottschalk
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais
Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.
Andre Simon