Cat Quotes and Sayings
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
Anon
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life – music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
Cynthia E. Varnado
No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula Poundstone
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Dereke Bruce
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
William Ralph Inge
I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
Leo Dworken
I would love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and floss my cat.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
I can’t use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
Dan Greenburg
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
Stephen Baker
He wanted a pet, so he asked for an octopus, thinking it would be an eight-sided cat.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
People who take cat naps don’t usually sleep in a cat’s cradle.
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
Warren Eckstein
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
Jean Burden
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
Nan Porter
Beware of people who dislike cats.
Irish Proverb
Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?
George Clinton
If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain
Don’t think that I’m silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
Michelle Gardner
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis J. Camuti
Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Mary Bly
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana
One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.
Barbara Webster
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
Margaret Benson
God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Fernand Mery
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
Pam Brown
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
Jules Champfleury
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
Michel de Montaigne
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Jim Davis
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Mark Twain
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci
Where the hell are the singing cats?
Paul Newman to David Letterman
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
Michael Nelson
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
Ernest Menaul
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Faith Resnick
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
Wesley Bates
A cat pours his body on the floor like water.
William Lyon Phelps
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
Cleveland Amory
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.
Judith Merkle Riley
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Edgar Allan Poe
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
Mark Twain
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
Paul Gray