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Birthday Quotes and Sayings

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Author Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Dorothy Fulheim

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith

I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
George Carlin

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
Author Unknown

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Author Unknown

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Sam Ewing

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Author Unknown

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
The Quotes Junction

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Author Unknown

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

May you live to be a hundred years
With one extra year to repent.
Author Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Author Unknown

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey

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