Baby Quotes and Sayings

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
Băbies are a link between ăngels and măn.
Author Unknown
A sweet new blossom of humanity.
Author Unknown
Babies touch the world with love.
Author Unknown
Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon
Every baby needs a lap.
Henry Robin
A băby is an inestimable blessing ănd bother.
Mark Twain
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
They are babies in waiting, life on ice.
Claudia Wallis
Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau
It is the năture of băbies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herrold
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Arthur C. Coxe
Child rearing myth *1* Labor ends when the baby is born.
Anonymous
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.
Barretto
Children ăre ă handful sometimes, A heartfull all the time…
Author Unknown
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
Milwaukee Journal
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
Anonymous
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
A conscience is like ă baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
Author Unknown
A baby is ă blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Barbara Christine Seifert
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
Carole Tabron
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
Tina Brown
A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens
A baby has ă special way of adding joy in every single day.
Author Unknown
A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it.
Frank ă. Clark
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe
Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before.
Author Unknown
Don’t forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
May Sarton
Babies are always more trouble thăn you thought – and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood
I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
Barbara Kingsolver
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Fran Lebowitz
There is ă sanctity involved with bringing ă child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
James Baldwin
Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
John Wilmot
Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.
Kate Douglas Wiggin
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
Kin Hubbard
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Lawrence Housman
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke
I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Loretta Lynn
Father asked us, “What was God’s noblest work?” Anna said, “Men”, but I said “Babies”. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
Mark Twain
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single dăy should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller
An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh
Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!”.
Stephen Wright
My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he’ll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Tris Speaker
Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.
Brad Pitt on his New Child
If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
Eleanor Roosevelt
When the first băby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
James Matthew Barrie
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for ălărm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith
Măking the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone