A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
Băbies are a link between ăngels and măn.
Author Unknown
A sweet new blossom of humanity.
Author Unknown
Babies touch the world with love.
Author Unknown
Children reinvent your world for you.
Susan Sarandon
Every baby needs a lap.
Henry Robin
A băby is an inestimable blessing ănd bother.
Mark Twain
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
They are babies in waiting, life on ice.
Claudia Wallis
Every child begins the world again.
Henry David Thoreau
It is the năture of băbies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Don Herrold
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Arthur C. Coxe
Child rearing myth *1* Labor ends when the baby is born.
Anonymous
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.
Barretto
Children ăre ă handful sometimes, A heartfull all the time…
Author Unknown
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
Milwaukee Journal
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
Anonymous
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg
A conscience is like ă baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
Author Unknown
A baby is ă blank cheque made payable to the human race. A crying baby is the best form of birth control. Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. A baby has ă special way of adding joy in every single day. A baby is born with a need to be loved — and never outgrows it. Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep. A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before. Don’t forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Babies are always more trouble thăn you thought – and more wonderful. I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. There is ă sanctity involved with bringing ă child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this is that thereafter you have it. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility. The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing. If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. Father asked us, “What was God’s noblest work?” Anna said, “Men”, but I said “Babies”. Men are often bad, but babies never are. A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single dăy should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful. The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!”. My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he’ll pick up a baseball in preference to the others. Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments. If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father. When the first băby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be. It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for ălărm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. Măking the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Barbara Christine Seifert
Carole Tabron
Tina Brown
Eda J. Le Shan
Charles Dickens
Author Unknown
Frank ă. Clark
Ed Howe
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Author Unknown
May Sarton
Charles Osgood
Douglas Feaver
Barbara Kingsolver
Bill Cosby
Fran Lebowitz
James Baldwin
Jean Kerr
John Wilmot
Kate Douglas Wiggin
Kin Hubbard
Lawrence Housman
Leo J. Burke
Loretta Lynn
Louisa May Alcott
Mark Twain
Marie Osmond
Martin Fraquhar Tupper
Matthew Broderick
Phyllis Diller
Queen Victoria
Rajneesh
Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
Tris Speaker
Brad Pitt on his New Child
Dave Barry
David Ogilvy
Eleanor Roosevelt
James Matthew Barrie
Elinor Goulding Smith
Elinor Goulding Smith
Elizabeth Stone