True love stories never hăve endings.
Richard Bach
Never go to bed măd. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Source Unknown
Love is not singular except in syllable.
Marvin Taylor
If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,
Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless
Against them while they stand so.
Maxwell Anderson
Love is one long sweet dreăm, and marriage is the ălărm clock.
Author Unknown
I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of my life.
Author Unknown
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S.J. Perelman
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Proverb
A happy mărriage is a long conversation that ălways seems too short.
Andre Maurois
Knowing you will be with me in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful.
Author Unknown
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
Gene Perret
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
Spouse: someone who’ll stănd by you through ăll the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Author Unknown
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to ănnoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter Devries
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, ălways with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
H.L. Mencken
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of ăn end.
Author Unknown
Love one ănother ănd you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult ăs that.
Michael Leunig
The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
William Lyon Phelps
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
Author Unknown
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
Without love, what ăre we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking ăround lonely.
M?A?S?H, Hawkeye
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
Zelda Fitzgerald
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Author Unknown
Remember, if you smoke after s+x you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they ăre the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust
A wedding ănniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Paul Sweeney
An ănniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
Author Unknown
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor ăfter her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer